NO, this, was about gaining back his honor, dignity, and respect! At least what's left of it…įlashback in a flashback (Wow, how original, I know): While he promised Double D he would stop, but this was more than just some prank. Our story begins back at the Cul-de-Sac, the sun has risen for a while now and everyone began their day, except for Rolf who was already awake when the sun rose, working hard and proud in his garden, and Double D who also was awake and hard at work at a…side project of his, that will prove beneficial for their future endeavors.īut unknown to anyone in the Cul-de-Sac, the wearer of the watch was also awake, hiding behind Ed's backyard fence, planning his next prank. Ugh, talking like Double D makes me want to puke math or something." So sit back, relax, grab your reading glasses (if you need them) and enjoy this…interesting, piece of literature. Now, You're probably wondering how I got here.
"Hi! Yep, that handsome amphibian extraterrestrial life form right there is your favorite Eddy. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Įverything around him seemed to be frozen in time. Up, Up, and they're gone, screaming their lungs out, one in fear, one in rage. That button used all the motors' power for a super burst of speed which resulted in him and Marie going up to the skies like the Saturn V rocket that went to the moon. He had no other choice but to push the button, which he did. He turned to see their maniacal grins and gulped in terror. This was bad, they hit the motor, and they were soon to pull the chain, and him back to them. "Ok, if I get to live long enough to get my driver's license!" Grey Matter shouted mentally. So Marie used her hooked chain to hit the car, which it did, as it hit the back where the motor was. While he was driving, the bloodthirsty Kankers were approaching slowly, but not enough for their likeness. And he had to admit, while the thought of being killed by Kankers was downright horrifying, the thrill of driving at fast speed was stimulating! And good experience for when he would get his driving license. "Alright gotta lose them, can't let them be there when I go back to human form," Grey Matter said to himself. Taking a quick glance to his right, he could see the Kankers approaching his ingenuous automobile, and with an 'I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDDS' expression on their red faces. "SON OF A-NO, GREY MATTER, you have standards" Grey Matter shouted as he hit the pedal again. Thinking quickly, and reacting even more quickly, he took a sudden turn to the right, just an inch away from an unwanted impact. Just a few meters away from him, a Cam-action hook hit the ground and stuck in the pavement, threatening to cause him to crash. Now, all he had to do is to get to a safe place, contact Ed and Double D, and find a way to turn ba-?! (Fatal Attraction Syndrome), Kankers! And to be honest, it went A LOT better than how he speculated it would end up like. "HA! IN YOUR FACE SIMPLETONS!" he breathed out in complete relief, he finally got away from those stupid, psychopathic, F.A.S. Grey Matter held the steering wheel of the mini car and hitting the acceleration pedal hard. "Let's get him!" Lee commanded, her already very little patience gone as the back of her 'perfect hair, and the shaving machine stuck in it with super glue. "That little swamp swimming brainiac BASTARD is gonna get it!" Marie yelled as she held a hand on her bruised left eye, as she gripped her hooked chain. "Our frog thing is getting away!" May yelled as she and her sisters got out of their trailer with ropes and chains. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" that, dear readers, was the scream of Grey Matter as he busted through the Kankers trailer on his motorized reinforced ex-remote controlled toy car, going at high speed as far as away as possible from that cage of girl hell. But now we will move our attention to the trailer park, who doesn't even bother to seem peacef. BUT, do not let appearances fool you, it can be a VERY chaotic place sometimes. Ah, the Cul-de-Sac, such a calm and inviting place, especially during summertime.